“You’re getting 3 quality starters for one starter and a bench player.”

I won a championship in 2016

Defending Champ since 2016, 1x champion(2016) Commissioner of HighSchool is Forever. Proud GM of the Clawwww (est. 2015). By far the best player in this league of mouth breathing imbeciles.(sound it out robby) Specialize in trade rapes, hoarding RBs and winning. The shadow government is out for me.

*2016 HIF Champion*

*0 Last place finishes*


QB: Lamar Jackson

RB: Zeke

RB: Dalvin Cook

WR: Mike Evans

WR: Steffon Diggs


Flex: Fournette

DEF: Steelers

Kicker: Matt Gay


Eli Manning
Patrick Laird
Daniel Jones

Past Seasons

GM of The Clawwww
(2015 – 2016)

GM of The Clawwww
(2016 – 2017)
Superbowl hangover

GM of the The Clawwww
(2017 – 2018)
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GM of the The Clawwww
(2018 – 2019)
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GM of the The Clawwww
(2019 – 2020)
I don’t want to talk about it.

GM of the The Clawwww
(2020 – 2021)
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Post Week 8 Rankings

Whats up boys.. Been a while. Now that were 2/3 into the regular season I thought’d itd be a nice time to check in. For a good majority of you, I hope that you realize not even 8 years of playing fantasy football can stop you from being mouth breathing morons. I mean seriously, we’ve watched the same players for 4 … Continue reading Post Week 8 Rankings

Week 2 Run Down 2020/2021

Week 2..half of you guys finally realize what morons you are that scary terry in the 5th, baby knees as your RB1, Saquon in the 1st just isn’t winning football. For you guys you have 12 more weeks to think about your actions and see if you can get your squirrly hands on some film. … Continue reading Week 2 Run Down 2020/2021

WeEKLY RUN DOWN – 2020 Week 1

Welcome back boys. The moment we’ve all been waiting for. Another year which means another year of heartache, another year of devastation, another year laughing at Robbo. The joy it brings me to be writing this to you guys on this very special day, happy football fellas. We got a full slate of games so lets dive right … Continue reading WeEKLY RUN DOWN – 2020 Week 1

Draft Day 2021 – Ringless Robby

That 3am feeling when the draft is over and you’re stuck with your own thoughts looking at the shit team you just drafted even though this year was the year you were going to show the league you weren’t a bird brain idiot.

2019/2020 Championship

Recap of the 2019/2020 Championship told in a picture story. “The come back will be greater than the fall. Revenge is sweet.” – The Clawwww

Semi Finals 2019/20

And then there were 4… In this weeks loser leaves town we got 2 former champs vs two semi-finalist losers from last year. We got 2 people who know how to finish and 2 people who look like robbo trynna get a dance at a strip club fumbling on his words, hands shaking handing over … Continue reading Semi Finals 2019/20

Playoffs Round 1 2019/20

PLAYOFFS?????? (insert Jim Mora here) I know all of you got some extra coins in your pocket and ready to throw in some ridiculous parlays. Have no fear boys the guru is here. @matty @robbo 😉 . I couldn’t be happier to see 3 former champs still well and alive. Robbo finally fucking did it … Continue reading Playoffs Round 1 2019/20

Week 13 Run Down 2019/20

Alright boys, the moment we’ve all been waiting for.. week 13.. loser literally goes home.. unless you’re me and then you’re stuck considering if you should rest guys or play for the home field advantage. For most of you this is going to be your last meaningful week of fantasy football until next August. Lot … Continue reading Week 13 Run Down 2019/20

Week 12 Run Down 2019/20

Alright boys week fucking 12. The clock is ticking for most of you dumpster fire squads.. 2 more weeks to drag your sorry ass teams to the playoffs. For majority of the league id like to thank you for your donations in advance, without you guys this league would never have made it to where … Continue reading Week 12 Run Down 2019/20

Week 11 Run Down 2019/20

Alright boys, week 11, ton of playoff implications on the line. For most of you this is all we have so… don’t fuck it up. With that being said my record speaks for itself so believe everything i say.. especially when I’m trying to make a trade with you.  Matty Revenge Tour (5-5) vs The … Continue reading Week 11 Run Down 2019/20

Week 10 Run Down 2019/20

Alright boys that bitch left, i got my laptop back and I’m ready to dive balls deep into week 10. Coming into this week with a 15-8-1 record. I got a sick record, a sick team and everything is sick. Lets do it..  Mud Monkeys (4-5) vs Julio’s Waffle House (5-4)  In robby d’s “matchup … Continue reading Week 10 Run Down 2019/20

Week 9 Rankings

Alright boys with week 8 in the books we’re officially 2/3 of the way done with the regular season. We’re gunna switch it up by doing a little look at the standings and an in depth analysis of each said lineup that you guys call your “squad”. With that being said… lets get into it.  … Continue reading Week 9 Rankings

Week 8 Run Down 2019/20

Leading into week 8, we’re nearly done with 2/3 of the regular season…time for the bottom feeders to start hitting the panic button. As i told you guys last week, I’m a virtual lock with my picks so take everything i say as fact and bet the house on it. My season total now sits … Continue reading Week 8 Run Down 2019/20

Week 7 Run Down 2019/20

Happy Thursday boys. Football is back which means the week doesn’t suck anymore. Week 7 matchups coming in hot and gotta say, love the board this week. My 7-4-1 record on my picks speak for itself so if i put the bullseye on you.. watch out. Mud Monkeys (2-4) vs SuttOn My Face (2-4)  Gotta … Continue reading Week 7 Run Down 2019/20

Week 6 Run Down 2019/20

Sorry for the delay boys I’ve been busy this week but here’s our week 6 breakdown. Before you read I just want to point out in 4-2 on the season in prediction so take everything I say as fact…  SuttOn my Face(2-3)vs ABs Wild Ride(3-2) *Matchup of the week alert* honestly don’t know what’s most … Continue reading Week 6 Run Down 2019/20

Week 5 Run Down 2019/20

Quick week 5 matchup preview before the thursday night game  1st matchup of the week  HOP off deez Nuks (1-3) vs Julio’s Waffle House: With thursday night football looming it felt right to lead off with the most meaningless game of the week that everybody will still watch. This toilet bowl will be filled with … Continue reading Week 5 Run Down 2019/20

Week 4 Run Down 2019/20

With week 4 in the books and a fourth of the season officially over lets take a look and see how the early season is panning out.  Sammy gave me a Chubb (3-1)  Gotta say after a rocky start and a sober draft, I’m shocked to see Sammy gave me a Chubb leading the charge … Continue reading Week 4 Run Down 2019/20

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